But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!
I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.
Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.
31 Comments
boblin@infosec.pub · 87 pts · 2y
The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.
pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 2y
If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.
Welt@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 2y
Can't unsee
dadGPT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
🤮
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y
What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...
Shadow@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y
Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top
Maybe boiled it?
RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y
Looks boiled to me.
Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker
RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Fancy boiled.
(I do love my instant pot though...)
mihnt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?
Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Very good catch. Real hard to notice because of the color.
Because of that I don't think this is shitty food porn. None of it looks stellar but unless that sauce is terrible, it's at least average.
Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y
It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.
Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y
I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.
LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y
Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.
This looks like old person knees.
MajesticSloth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Now I can't unsee the knees. Thanks.
RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
You know marines aren't allowed crayons.
Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y
If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping
Pratai@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y
Krudler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It has to be a joke.
But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!
I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.
Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.
YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y
A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?
Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.
The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.
Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.
But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.
rickdg@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Keep the man away, for sure.
FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow
Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
You poison him so he can't leave?
abort_christian_babies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Why are there down votes?
Is this not shitty enough for you?
You people are hard to please.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y
Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn
KreekyBonez@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument
Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y
away
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y