How to keep a man

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31 Comments

boblin@infosec.pub · 87 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The man can't leave if he's shitting his brains out.

pooberbee@lemmy.ml · 34 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If you squint it kinda looks like somebody doing that.

Welt@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 2y

Can't unsee

dadGPT@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

🤮

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 2y (8 replies)

What the hell did they do to that chicken??? It somehow looks both raw and overcooked at the same time...

Shadow@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Almost looks like sous vide without any browning and just tossing some pepper on top

Maybe boiled it?

RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Looks boiled to me.

Jarix@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Or maybe an instapot/pressure cooker

RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Fancy boiled.

(I do love my instant pot though...)

mihnt@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There is a sauce on it. Maybe Ranch?

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Very good catch. Real hard to notice because of the color.

Because of that I don't think this is shitty food porn. None of it looks stellar but unless that sauce is terrible, it's at least average.

Pat_Riot@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

It looks like legs from one of those whole cooked canned chickens.

Paradachshund@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

I think the pale part on top is a sauce. Took me a minute.

LillyPip@lemmy.ca · 36 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Chicken has never been my favourite, but I did kind of enjoy it until about 30 seconds ago.

This looks like old person knees.

MajesticSloth@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Now I can't unsee the knees. Thanks.

RedditWanderer@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If they add crayons they might be able to keep a US Marine.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

You know marines aren't allowed crayons.

Maddie@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

If this gets him to stay, he's not worth keeping

Pratai@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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Krudler@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

It has to be a joke.

But I had a girlfriend like this when I was younger so I think this joke is based in reality!

I was sick so she wanted to make me soup but she didn't know how to cook. She just threw everything in a pot, including chicken pieces, and let it all boil into a mush and then served it to me with an insane amount of fresh parsley.

Bones and all. Cartilage floating. The broth was gray from fat on top.

YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 2y

A couple of bull testicles and some vomit?

Cruxifux@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Creamed corn and KD is an acceptable meal, although not anything to brag about making.

The real crime is whatever they did to that chicken. I get diarrhea just looking at it.

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

A lot of shitty food is often just not plating correctly.

Absolutely creamed corn would look more appealing were it in a bowl. That macaroni could use some garnish and suddenly it'll photograph better.

But that chicken is a nightmare. Nothing is saving that.

rickdg@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Keep the man away, for sure.

FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This is how you keep a man...on the toilet.

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Mmm my favorite. Speckled Phlegm and Yellow

Got_Bent@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

You poison him so he can't leave?

abort_christian_babies@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
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Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Why are there down votes?

Is this not shitty enough for you?

You people are hard to please.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Still better than 90% of the foodporn community.

southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Got damn! That's the poster for this C/! Like, that, right there is the definition of shitty food pirn

KreekyBonez@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

that chicken was slow roasted over a heated argument

Enkrod@feddit.org · 1 pts · 2y

away

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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