When it’s the 4th of July, and you rather be high as fuck on tramadol than deal with fireworks

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lettruthout@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Yeah, nothing says “I love my country” like terrorizing innocent animals, triggering veterans, and leaving behind pollution.

SpezCanLigmaBalls@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

Damn that’s me though (for medical reasons obvi)

Hippiemcgee@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

Same, buddy

GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 5 pts · 3y

I too am high as fuck on my dog's tramadol.

On edit: I just realized that I made a reddit hivemind joke in the vein of "I too something something OP's wife." I will work on breaking that habit. Baby steps!

M_g@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

S-tier title

satanmat@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y (2 replies)

How much Tramadol does it take to get high AF ?

Also my dog has been welded into her corner because the neighbor has been celebrating the 4th for the last two weeks

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Depends on the breed. Your vet will know.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

Depends on the breed. Your vet will know.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I am surprised that neither of my dogs give a fuck about fireworks. They don't even tilt their ears towards 'em (and no, they aren't deaf). They will, however, absolutely lose their shit over sirens.

Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Yeah, my dog never used to care, then one year my ex-con redneck neighbor fired illegal mortars over the our, in a red flag fire zone, for house for 12 hours straight.

When I asked him to chill out, he threatened to kill me and said I hated freedom. Then then got in a physical fight with cops that night. Best neighbor ever.