GreenPlasticSushiGrass

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on How it's going · c/usa · 8 pts · 2y

It's the Sunshine Laws!
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And the lunatics.
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Mostly the lunatics.

It looks like a treat a zookeeper would make for an exotic animal far from it's natural habitat.

"What should we give the sea lions for a treat?"

"I dunno. Frozen cabbage pops?"

Biden might not be everything you want, but voting for Biden is like hitting from the tee to the fairway. You're partway there, and set up well to take care of the rest. Voting for Trump is just teeing off straight into the water hazard.

On edit: Credit to Carlos Alazraqui for the golf analogy.

on Nathan's should sue · c/foodcrimes · 3 pts · 2y

Hot dogs with green olives is just deconstructed pimento loaf. I'm not sure if that needs queso, tho.

on This is a robbery · c/memes · 6 pts · 2y

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

on me_irl · c/me_irl · 5 pts · 2y

I'm about to make a pot of coffee and we have two packages of peanut butter cremes. There will be no last cookie today, only regret and self-loathing.