"The fireball, an old classic. Excellent execution on that lob."

I kind of want to get a friend to just sit in a game store and find a game to troll with this.

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tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 43 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would watch a game with this kind of commentary.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 17 pts · 2y

"Quiet on the table!"

Rolls dice

GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y

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ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y

Sounds like the Blood Bowl commentator team

flicker@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I have to say, since finally playing a wizard, once you get fireball it's hard to imagine life any other way.

Neato@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y (6 replies)

My wizard just got fireball. First encounter: underwater. Still rad as hell.

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (5 replies)

how does that work? A fireball underwater?

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

how does that work? A fireball underwater?

Magic. It works by magic.

UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

yeah, okay, but let's say I'm DMing. Should I allow it? caz it feels like BS for a submerged enemy to take fire dmg

Amir@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Resistance to fire damage for everyone maybe?

vithigar@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 2y

That's already RAW.

Neato@ttrpg.network · 1 pts · 2y

As someone said below, it did half damage. I could breathe underwater which is also required for verbal components.

PriorityMotif@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

This is as good as the geoguesser and Excel world championship commentary.

Repelle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I know they said golf announcer, but in my head I only hear old-timey radio announcer, which is also amazing.

bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de · 1 pts · 2y