Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.
“Thank god you’re here, Mr. President. Your new name is Billy O’Brien and you’re about to take over as the leading candidate for the Democratic nomination.”
I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.
I don't know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn't look happy.
What's scary is that we have grown ass people who believe in the power of invoking the names of evil demons and devils, and that these people vote and make other important decisions based on those beliefs.
27 Comments
barack_obama@sh.itjust.works · 43 pts · 2y
hello
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
My Fellow Americans
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Thanks!
aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y
If you're cold, he's cold.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Presidents arent just for christmas, they are a huge commitment. Every year after the holidays, animal shelters fill up with unwanted presidents, and those that cannot be re-homed are euthanised.
YoorWeb@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
I know that is what makes it so much better.
lseif@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
hot
PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
I am standing by and watching my doorbell cam. I’ll let you know when he shows.
misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Don't sleep on Billy O.
drag
Don't ever sleep on Billy O.
Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Ah, its time for the nightly "State of the Porch" presidential address
Elephant0991@lemmy.bleh.au · 10 pts · 2y
Welcome, to the Twilight Zone...
CareHare@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
I don't know if I would be over the top with excitement to meet President Barry or if I would be scared shitless because of the implication of his visit. He doesn't look happy.
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website · 7 pts · 2y
Thanks Obama
Cantankerousnuts@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
is this... OBAMNA GATE?
assassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
POV: when your home’s looking extra vulnerable to MQ-9 reaper drone
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
When did Obama get in I'm on observation duty?
Clubbing4198@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Get off my porch, come back with a birth warrant.
Tremble@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
First, they come for your stout, and then they come for for newports…
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
This is the shit Trump dreamt about that lead to him running.
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
nah. he's not wearing a tan suit in this image so not nearly scary enough
AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y
visnudeva@lemmy.ml · -8 pts · 2y
Very very scary when you know what "yes we can" does backwards and the name of his daughters.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
nac ew sey?
kzhe@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y
It's a stupid conspiracy theory.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yvan eht nioj.
visnudeva@lemmy.ml · -1 pts · 2y
Just record yourself saying yes we can and listen to it backwards.
Carmakazi@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
What's scary is that we have grown ass people who believe in the power of invoking the names of evil demons and devils, and that these people vote and make other important decisions based on those beliefs.