Report: Here’s Sam Bankman-Fried’s Stupid Little Face Again

https://www.theonion.com/report-here-s-sam-bankman-fried-s-stupid-little-face-a-1850990520

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tygerprints@kbin.social · 31 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Ok, he does have a stupid face (just sayin' he looks more like a ventroliquist dummy than a person). I feel kinda bad since that kinda makes him the perfect poster boy for cryptocurrency.

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Crypto then: getting lucky when bitcoin spiked

Crypto now: I scammed people to "earn" millions

cuck4mai@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's probably half the reason he tricked investors in the first place. You don't look at a face like that and go: "This guy knows nothing about crypto."

tygerprints@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y

That's true, he has a kind of baby innocent looking face that says, "I'd never be able to pull the wool over your eyes!"

feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

Nice.

FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I bet there's probably a video somewhere of Jim Cramer's stupid face calling this stupid face the next Warren Buffett or something.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 2y

who?

JoYo@lemmy.ml · -18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

fuck off with the body shaming.

joyjoy@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

He's ugly on the inside too.