Damnit Jim, I'm an archeologist not a doctor

He's dead Jim ...... for 2,000 years

Georgia Bones.

Amazing, how has this not been thought of before? 1000 internet points to you.

Damn right he does

"Is that an old bone over there, profeser?"

"Very old, Dr Spock."

This may not seem relevant, but I promise it is: https://youtu.be/4zO7i9P8mGE?si=zSUEO2NNtTXYruy3