That’ll be the night you can’t fall sleep til 4am, alarm clock doesn’t go off, and traffic is fucked everywhere along your commute. Just do your future self a solid and get it done the night before. Future You will thank Past You.
Don't forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.
15 Comments
li10@lemmy.ml · 38 pts · 2y
Looking at the fuel gauge in the morning and thinking “this is in God’s hands now.”
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Oh I seeeee! I thought OP meant indigestion
clearedtoland@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
Right up there with “I’m going to bed early tonight.”
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 15 pts · 2y
"I'll just take a nap later today"
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
I used to be able to do that... Until TikTok and Shorts became a thing....
paddirn@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
That’ll be the night you can’t fall sleep til 4am, alarm clock doesn’t go off, and traffic is fucked everywhere along your commute. Just do your future self a solid and get it done the night before. Future You will thank Past You.
TIMMAY@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Future me is the sworn blood enemy of past me so any thank you's sent between them are likely to be laced with arsenic or something
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y
Future me should've prepared better.
CertifiedBlackGuy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Fuck future me.
I heard him talking shit about present me
MNByChoice@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y
Treating Future Me the way Present Me wishes Past Me would have treated Present Me, has really helped Present Me be kinder to others.
Lepsea@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Thanks for reminding me mate, cheers
sbv@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
also go to the gym
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 8 pts · 2y
Me: I'm going to write a funny and relevant comment to OP's post
xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink · 6 pts · 2y
where did you find this picture of me
mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 2y
Don't forget to get up a little earlier to watch the sunrise drinking a morning smoothie with self-grown superfoods while preparing your bento lunch box.