BasedBeffJezos has this girlfriend from Canada, you wouldn't know her

Pass the popcorn, please.

(nitter link)

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Blum0108@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I feel a little out of the loop on this one. Am I missing something?

corbin@awful.systems · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

BJ vague-tweeted about having his heart broken by a girl in a way that, unfortunately for him, is subject to peer review. The particular peer here is the girl in question.

On one hand, this would be mortifying; on the other hand, BJ should be mortified.

Khrux@ttrpg.network · 2 pts · 2y
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qarbone@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wait, is that not a Jeff Bezos parody account? The post reads like one.

Unless the "parody post" is referencing an actual rumor that the par-rumoured responded to?

Unless unless this is all theater and both base post and the response are but mere fabrications.

What are we, cosmicly? I'm out of the loop.

self@awful.systems · 15 pts · 2y

no, it’s much stupider than that

gerikson@awful.systems · 10 pts · 2y

The "Ruthless" joke is one I remember from effing "Swallows and Amazons", the ancient British children's book, where one of the protagonists calls herself Nancy instead of her given name Ruth, because she's a pirate and pirates are ruthless.

saucerwizard@awful.systems · 6 pts · 2y

Wow.

swlabr@awful.systems · 6 pts · 2y

Instead of aping Jeff Bezos he is aping other bald luminary Moby

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y

what the hell is thermodynamics startup, are they putting microtransactions in new laws of physics or what