How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world · 66 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I’m only here to complain about the shitty joints.

Andonno@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Three groups of fanboys. The modelling fans are pissed off over the shitty kitbash.

match@pawb.social · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Shitbash

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Thew?

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 14 pts · 2y

Same, but I'm at my yearly health check-up.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is that fucking thermal paste????

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y

This bucket of thermal paste's never gonna get us past the blockade.

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 18 pts · 2y

Brother if your thermal paste looks like clay you need to swap it out

rubythulhu@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 2y (3 replies)

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The door to my home office:

ummthatguy@startrek.website · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Right side needs this.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

That's exactly why I bought it. I'm a huge MSTie.

I wish there were decent Tom and Crow (and even Gypsy/GPC) figures in the right proportions. The Funko ones suck. I wrote to Super 7 Toys to see if they were interested in producing a line and they said they'd look into it. Who knows?

odium@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's Captain Raynolds Galactica!

match@pawb.social · 21 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And this is my favorite ship on the Citadel

Talaraine@kbin.social · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

No one expects the Reaper Inquisition

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2y

Their chief weapon is fear. Fear and cannibalism.

ExLisper@linux.community · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I love Dune!

768@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 2y

trade must flow

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 20 pts · 2y (6 replies)

In the 31st century: The Borg have taken over the galaxy, and have discovered wormhole technology that allows them to traverse universes.

A rogue Starfleet captain steals a museum piece and flees through a wormhole, only to encounter a smuggler and his hairy companion. They manage to cripple the Cube that opened the wormhole, but at a cost.

Their ships crippled, they must learn to work together to warn the New Republic of the Borg threat.

The title: Trek Wars.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 18 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just install a big heavy iris door over the other end of the wormhole so that they cant rematerialize in your universe, invasion solved.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 2 pts · 2y

For the Federation and New Republic they need to join forces and have a three hour long movie about it.

For SG1 this is a normal Tuesday.

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 9 pts · 2y

The Borg would be fucked though. Especially once they assimilate the B1 battle droids.

"Uhh wait. Uhh, resistance is futile. Roger Roger."

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

How does Godzilla fit into this?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If the Enterprise saucer is still its original size then there might be room for him in the Millennium Falcon's cockpit.

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Starring Greg Evigan as Billy Drinkcup.

spizzat2@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y
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jaschen@lemmynsfw.com · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Wait, is this the ship from Firefly?

RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think it's the one from Battlespace Galactitoads.

jaschen@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

No, you're thinking Starfox. Def Starfox.

Harpsist@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I believe that is "The O'Neal" actually.

CaptPretentious@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

FireFly class

Agent641@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

So say we all

Harpsist@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

"I doing my part!"

Klear@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

šŸƒ

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

↖

ekZepp@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Fly_10

Moof_Kenubi@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sorry, it only transforms into a GoBot.

RavenFellBlade@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

That's not the sick burn it once was, now that Hasbro owns them both.

justlookingfordragon@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

Star Wreck: Deep Space Nein.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What's so controversial about Gandalf's horse Shadowfax? Did he not in fact show us the meaning of haste?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Gandalf's horse was named Artax and he died by sinking in the fire swamp.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Right, of course! It's been too long since I last read the A Song of Ice and Fire series!

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just wish George R. R. Lucas would finish writing Prince Caspian already.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 9 pts · 2y

In his defense, he was pretty distraught when Dungeons & Dragons all but scuppered their succesful adaptation of his life's work in favor of their autobiographical movie..

Donebrach@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Jokes on you, I love Farscape.

768@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y

Enterprise Falcon: USS Millenium

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y (5 replies)

It would be better if they attached that to some warp nacelles

altima_neo@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Cut down the Kessel run to 11 parsecs

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can you travel at warp and hyperspeed at the same time?

popekingjoe@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah they did it in the famous space documentary "Space Balls". It's called "Ludicrous".

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 2y

It's a dangerous maneuver that is liable to send your ship into plaid

HessiaNerd@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Nah, they need a ram scoop

jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Geordi LaForge looking at the engines with disgust on his face. Bitch you live like this?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Scotty: Aye, it'll take five hours, but I'll make it fly in three.

menemen@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I like this.

andthenthreemore@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

So say we all.

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · -4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What is the weird extension on the bottom left for?

Is there a Star Trek thing added onto the millennium falcon?

If it is not, then what the fuck is the point of that thing?

Xusies@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

whooosh

Nelots@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

To actually answer your question, the base of the ship is from the Enterprise from Star Trek. Both it and the Millennium Falcon have a circular body, though the Falcon's is notably less smooth. Everything else was taken from the Falcon and tossed on it to piss people off.

NoIWontPickaName@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The thing on the bottom left that looks like the bastard child of a microphone and a hair dryer.

Some star wars fan has to know, its on the original millennial falcon.

Is it a gun emplacement?

Nelots@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Oh, you're asking what it is on the original falcon. I'm no star wars junkie but as far as I'm aware it's the cockpit.