c/dankmemes · by Clbull@lemmy.world · 2yHow do octopuses have sex? NSFW134 points · 18 comments · view on lemmy.world
18 Comments
finestnothing@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 25 pts · 2y
You.... you don't have to NSFW a diagram of animals mating
MxM111@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
Humans are animals too, by the way.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip · 11 pts · 2y
I stand by what I said lol
MxM111@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
No objections from me.
electrogamerman@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
so we are all zoopholics
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2y
But they're blushing
Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
You haven't seen some Lemmy communities
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com · 9 pts · 2y
If I recall correctly their nervous system and brain are spread throughout their bodies so no matter how they did it would still be brain sex.
roguetrick@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Males put enough effort into it that they die shortly after mating, and your stingy ass won't even go down on your girl.
gullible@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
He goes so hard that she dies shortly after as well. She walks funny into the grave.
Jokes aside, I never knew that male octopuses also die after mating.
roguetrick@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Essentially for both it's hormone overload. They've got a gland behind their eyes that puts them into reproduction mode and once it turns on it never turns off until it kills them. They stop eating and eventually go crazy.
lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 2y
ah to be a teenager again
stackPeek@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Why the fuck would you censor the word seggs
guyrocket@kbin.social · 3 pts · 2y
I only know that it is gr-eight sex.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
You sure it's not sexteen?
shutz@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 2y
Just grab 'em by the octopussy.
frobeniusnorm@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Too political
WashedOver@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
For most of us not in the know it puts new meaning into Calamari... Deep fried D?
For those in the know, carry on as you were...
guyrocket@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y