The wizard should make the scroll take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see scroll’s manager! Make the scroll rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
17 Comments
llamatron@lemmy.world · 63 pts · 2y
The lemon's happy little face always gets my upvote.
MacedWindow@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
The wizard should be thankful for the protective circle or he'd be a goner
hansl@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
The wizard should make the scroll take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see scroll’s manager! Make the scroll rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
Vex_Detrause@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah! Yeah, take the lemons! Oh, I like this guy! BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN!
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y
i bet he never thought anyone would summon him and this is the best day of his life
BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca · 20 pts · 2y
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y
elbarto777@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
The scroll isn't finished yet. That was supposed to say "clemontine." Also whoever wrote it can't spell.
HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y
When life gives you lemons and you have something to do, make lemon aid.
Kvan@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
Jerry?
Orbituary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
The artist definitely aged themselves in this one.
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com · 6 pts · 2y
Being younger than 35?
TheKingBee@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm 41 and can barely read cursive, I learned it and then it never came up again...
baduhai@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
I'm 25, I only know to write cursive.
Orbituary@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
Do you just print (not cursive writing) everything? Is your signature printed or cursive?
TheKingBee@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Print, even if I still remembered how why would I write in a style that looks like shit and is harder to read?
My signature is "cursive," it's more of illegible squiggle.
Orbituary@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah, pretty much
blusterydayve26@midwest.social · 1 pts · 2y
He summoned a Lemon Demon!