Anon blames his parents for being a loser

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23 Comments

zazo@lemmy.world · 74 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Ah yes, the love of anon's life - the chick that fucks random dudes in a frat house toilet, and they say romance isn't real 😍

Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 2y

Back when I was in my early 20s my friends girlfriend tried to set me up with her friend, her selling point to me was that she fucked two dudes in the back of a biker bar the previous weekend.

I passed on that really fast, I was also mighty impressed with his girlfriends opinion of me.

umulu@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

πŸ˜‚ astonishing the amount of shit people think they're "missing out"

kromem@lemmy.world · 69 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This guy thinking that girl would have fucked him if only he kept playing FIFA is like the RIAA decades ago thinking I would have bought the CD for an mp3 I downloaded if only there wasn't Napster.

watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 41 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Napster? Here, take my seat, I can stand.

kromem@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

Thank you, sonny. Here, have a nickel and go get yourself something nice from the candy store.

Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 33 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Is there a prerequsite for greentext to be completely made up?

spudwart@spudwart.com · 36 pts · 2y

Plays LoL and life is ruined, seems legit to me. /jk

smeg@feddit.uk · 15 pts · 2y (7 replies)
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MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This one^

smeg@feddit.uk · 18 pts · 2y
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Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I've only joined this sub a few days ago, so, I guess, no :(

smeg@feddit.uk · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)
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Illecors@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Would a post saying every post is made up break the universe, then? 😁

smeg@feddit.uk · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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radix@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

What a waste of a robot, to parse internet content instead of just serve it. Insanity would be a reprieve.

papabobolious@feddit.nu · 1 pts · 2y

It's part of the adventure

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y

Anon plays one game on his PC for years and years and blames his mom for it lmao

Scubus@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Bruh if your life was dependant on FIFA you lost from day 1

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Isn't Fifa cross platform?

thatgirlwasfire@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Yes, but cross platform multiplayer is a recent thing. So he’d have to play only with other PC FIFA players

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y (5 replies)

More recent than the ps3?

thatgirlwasfire@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Yes. The PS3 launched in 2006, that isnt very recent. This wikipedia article says that while there were a few dreamcast games with crossplay, Overwatch (PS4) seemed to start the modern crossplay trend.

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Well fuck me, I'm getting old

LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Only the new FIFA 24 is cross play and it's not even called FIFA anymore. Yes, we are getting old.

Oni_eyes@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wait what. What's it called now?

LUHG_HANI@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

FC 24. EA didn't want to pay FIFA for the naming rights as they asked for a ridiculous amount of money.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y
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