My dad did that "Become a minister online" shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.
He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and "baptizing" a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.
See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.
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pontata@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
"Your injuries shall coincide with OSHA regulations"
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Can a forklift be my wizards familiar GM?
768@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y
I wonder if a forklift somewhere was ever consecrated.
HOLY FORKLIFT
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I can think of at least one.
My dad did that "Become a minister online" shit so he could perform the ceremony for a lesbian couple he knew who were having trouble shortly after same-sex marriage was legalized.
He also had a bit of fun with the whole thing, including the forklift, and "baptizing" a co-worker with cold coffee(it was the co-workers idea). Man even bought a set of cheap golf clubs from a pawn shop to bless, just so if he met Jason Lee, he could ask him to sign a holy putter.
moody@lemmings.world · 3 pts · 2y
Or if he met Ronnie James Dio (RIP) he could have him sign a Holy Driver.
thegreekgeek@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
Am I the only one who heard this in Dr. Orpheus' voice?
TheDrunkard@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
I'm also certified to exchange propane cylinders. It's pretty important.
Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Pffft you need a diesel so you can huff the blue dragon every time you reverse
Beep cough beep cough
KnightontheSun@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Does that include accessories?
TheBest@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y
this goes dummy H A R D
Knitwear@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Artificers be like
Krauerking@lemy.lol · 4 pts · 2y
See now that just makes me think of a magical scam school that claims to teach levitation but just instead teaches people how to grab cutlery with mage hand so they can get Fork Lift Certification.
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
DnD but OSHA compliant:
hakunawazo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Again the fork-lift driver Klaus (with English subtitles, gory but fun):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck
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