Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.
I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.
18 Comments
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2y
Imagine a adult coming out of the stall , with their pants around their knees, like a six year old. "Sorry, got to wash my hands first..."
PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y
Uh yeah? I'm not just gonna walk to the sink with my dick out
ThePantser@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 2y
No? How else do you wash it after peeing?
Altofaltception@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Dip it while you flush.
Lionel@endlesstalk.org · 1 pts · 2y
Brand new sentence right there
reflex@kbin.social · 12 pts · 2y
justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
The bad thing about the newfangled Dyson ones is there isn't really a good place to put your dick
MrGerrit@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 2y
lugal@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
I don't watch my penis after peeing but only my hands
Infraggable@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y
Don't forget that belt that never gets washed!
saltesc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Depending on the public restrooms, I tend to wash my hands before touching things downstairs. I shower and I launder; I don't use my junk to touch everything through the day like I do my hands. As far as I'm concerned, downstairs is one of the cleanest parts of my body and I like to keep it that way, so washing hands after the fact is a near redundant action for my personal hygiene and a social courtesy for others'.
pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online · 1 pts · 2y
It's clean until you fart.
MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
...yea? They're not gonna zip themselves
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Why wouldn't you just have your bathroom attendant do it?
warbond@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I have no idea where that bathroom attendant has been, which is why I always use a manservant to tuck me back in and zip me up. It's the only way to be sure.
ech@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 2y
#NormalizeDonaldDuckingItToTheSink #Sanitary
hOrni@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Yeah. That's because I didn't wash my hands last time I was touching my zipper. And why would a zipper need to be clean anyways?
DessertStorms@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y
Laughs then cries in OCD.. (real deal, not "personality quirk")
Guest_User@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
What is your bathroom handwashing routine if you don't mind me asking?
nifty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
My mommy told me the one clean hand rule, you keep one hand clean for zips and pants.