justabigemptyhole

u/justabigemptyhole@lemmy.world
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Yea I really don't care if you're "rolling the dice." Laughable hyperbole. Most people are demonstrably unsafe drivers, but I don't revel in imaginary victimhood and try to take people's cars away. As a great man once said, "Life sucks, get a fucking helmet." Or in your case, a plate carrier. I'm going to keep stacking ammo and guns and not shoot anyone, not because murder is wrong, but out of spite for anti-gunners. Anyway Trump sucks. Hail Satan.

Years ago, a coworker greeted me with "Happy 420!"

  • Me: "Oh, I didn't know you celebrated Hitler's birthday."
  • Him: "What?”
  • Me: "April 20th was Hitler's birthday."
  • Him: long pause and blank stare "I DIDN'T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!"
  • And then I got a new job.