My Bardbarian

345 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 58 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Girl, you're so beautiful you could be a waitress.
Or a part time model.

g0d0fm15ch13f@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

But you'd probably have to keep your normal job

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Spending part of your time modeling.
And part of your time next to meeeeeeeee

Frozengyro@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You would definitely be in the top 3 hottest girls on the street

(Depending on the street!)

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

Then I do my moves. I do my dance moves.
Both of my dance moves.

Coward. The damage is done, missed the chance at higher still glory.

MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Why do guys like this always have half their face cut off in their profile picture?

Phantom of the Opera

Because he's saying bye

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Anakin scar.

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I worked with a dude years ago in retail that legit did this on purpose to around four women we worked with. It didn't work well for him.

Damaskox@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I didn't get it

MrBubbles96@lemmy.ml · 29 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If I understand it right:

Bardbarian

Bard = he's got game

(Bar)barian = he's still not very bright (adding a handful of chicks you wanna flirt with to a single chat...yeah, not a good idea lol)

Ah cool, thanks! 😂

Guess you didn't make the cut.

Doesn't sound like you missed out on much 🤷

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