Truly, a shrimp? You readily expect me to believe a shrimp, of all the lord's creations, fried this rice? This delectable dish that I am about to partake in? Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense. A shrimp, no matter how plucky and determined, does not possess the wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame, let alone create a meal fit for a king. No, my good sir or madam, this is a task that requires the touch of a master, a chef of the highest caliber. So, I must implore you, explain to me how this shrimp, this humble crustacean, managed to perform this culinary miracle?
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troyunrau@lemmy.ca · 42 pts · 2y
A succulent chinese meal?
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 2y
I see you know your Judo well!
Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Are you waiting to receive my limp penis?
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flicker@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
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KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
You telling me a chicken fried this steak?
FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2y
You telling me a chicken fried this chicken?
ganksy@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
I never tire of this brilliant bit. RIP Mr Wells and our chittering little sous chefs!
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jerma has always been celebrated for his excellence
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PossiblyConner@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 2y
Truly, a shrimp? You readily expect me to believe a shrimp, of all the lord's creations, fried this rice? This delectable dish that I am about to partake in? Nonsense, I say! Pure and utter nonsense. A shrimp, no matter how plucky and determined, does not possess the wherewithal to wield a pan and a flame, let alone create a meal fit for a king. No, my good sir or madam, this is a task that requires the touch of a master, a chef of the highest caliber. So, I must implore you, explain to me how this shrimp, this humble crustacean, managed to perform this culinary miracle?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y
Man do I love weirdly specific memes.
WhereGrapesMayRule@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Great point! And, well, in your time the chef probably wasn't that tall, so...yeah.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Good now do columbo