You never want to be the one to clean the *** filter.

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misterundercoat@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (6 replies)

The biomatter just gets reconstituted in the replicators. Earl Gray, anyone?

Stamets@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)
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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Another quintessential Discovery quote...

Stamets@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
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aviationeast@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I just spat out my tea...

LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Tea too "gamey" this morning?

armus@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y

Your tea, my *** the circle of life

GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2y (3 replies)

"Klingon Fisting Fiesta"? Did you mean Jadzias and Worfs honeymoon?

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

That doesn't sound kinky enough for Jadzia.

aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That's what Worf does when Jadzia is away on mission.

Worf: "If you breathe a word of this to anyone, I will kill your entire extended family."

ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Depends on how many fists are involved

Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean it makes sense when you think about it. The federation isn’t exactly going to go around advertising that they have the best f*** simulators on their flagship. Whereas Quarks is a literal Space Casino. Just because your company doesn’t block porn, doesn’t mean you should watch it on your work laptop, at least while you’re on duty.

jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

Lower Decks is very clear about the wide range of uses of the holodeck, and their definition of Safe for Work has certainly progressed from 21st century standards.

DannyMac@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (4 replies)

If you combine the idea of the holodeck with the logic of the purge from The Purge films, you could frame the holodeck as a way for people to express their darkest desires privately. Outside the holodeck, utopia exists.

LordOfTheChia@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wonder if the holodeck can handle modded Skyrim. Imagine one of the starfleet crew walking into that madness.

Would also be hilarious if they had a Star Wars program. "BRB, gotta go to the holodeck to blow off some steam"

pyrflie@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That said, can we not keep doing dark and evil Star Trek, Mr. Goldsman?

ChicoSuave@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The producers are making what they know, which is why it's bereft of hope.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bashir being caught by Garak playing James Bond shit and acting like he was in the middle of jerking off.

kameecoding@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Well given its a james bond thing its basically that. we all know what happens when the sex pun named woman shows up

Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, since the computer isn't sentient, it's still basically masturbation.

Railing5132@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Tell that to Vic.

pyrflie@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
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