He also objects to crosswalks.

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thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 13 pts · 2y

But Jesus drove a Honda.

"For I do no speak of my own Accord"

witheyeandclaw@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Not everybody knows how to do everything! Driving isn’t the only thing!

Venicon@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 2y

Guess road rage would make him a little cross?

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 7 pts · 2y

jesus would totally be a rabid car hater, they're everything the bible says is sinful

like do you think a pickup truck fits through the eye of a needle?

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Jesus take the reins

Klear@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Jesus take the L.

WarmSoda@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Jesus could be heard yelling "It's GREEN! What were you born in sin!? Move!"

mononomi@feddit.nl · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Upvoted for title

The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

I was hoping it wasn't too over the line

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)
The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website · 1 pts · 2y

I knew Kirk was Jesus.

doingless@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Larger boats had wheels to control their rudders though. It's a historically valid expression.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Rudder-equipped vessels were driven by a tiller until the 18th century.

Source: naval historian

Okay that's a lie, I looked it up on wikipedia

doingless@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yeah probably 17th century - confirmed as early as 1703 but expected to have existed earlier. So I was definitely wrong. But how do we know it wasn't invented thousands of years earlier and forgotten? But yeah, not in Jesus' time.

Assman@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

Maybe Jesus invented it and forgot to write down the design? We'll never know.

(Does this guy know that 1703 was the 18th century?)

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

we need a Christ on a heist community

willis936@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

If Jesus got the wheel I don't think he'd want to come back to life.

BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

unreachable@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (9 replies)

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I’ve seen you a few times now and wanted to give you a heads up. Your videos don’t seem to play on the browser client.

dingus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

What does "the browser client" mean? I can see the gifs of the person you are responding to both when using Brave browser to access lemmy.world, and on my phone using Voyager.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Weird. Might be an issue with me, then.

fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 2y

I can't see them from Jerboa.

[Edit] Though I can long-press on the broken image and "Open Link" and then see it.

dingus@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What are you browsing on? I'm also wondering if it could be a federation issue unrelated to whatever client you're using.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Browsing from iOS right now. I checked from lemmy.world and found that it still wasn’t visible. It’s definitely an issue with ios safari as desktop Firefox rendered it without issue.

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Can’t see this on iOS, neither Voyager app nor any browser.

I’ve asked your admins for a fix, few days back!

possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It works for me. Maybe try using Eternity

brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

On iPhone here, not available unfortunately.