I can't wish for death, i can't wish for a porcelain tongue to tenderly lick my ass
what's even the point of having a genie!
Nah Genie done did him dirty. If anything that one should be on the house and mans still has 3 wishes left 😤
It's called a bidet you philistine
No no, I'm aware of bidets. We're talking tongues here. Gimme the squelch brother. I want that cleaning process to sound like a pot of Mac n Cheese being stirred, not a sprinkler going off, ya feel me??
Toilets that lick your butt after you finish? That sounds familiar...
5 Comments
ignotum@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
I can't wish for death, i can't wish for a porcelain tongue to tenderly lick my ass
what's even the point of having a genie!
Torty@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 3y
Nah Genie done did him dirty. If anything that one should be on the house and mans still has 3 wishes left 😤
Whirling_Ashandarei@beehaw.org · 2 pts · 3y
It's called a bidet you philistine
Torty@beehaw.org · 3 pts · 3y
No no, I'm aware of bidets. We're talking tongues here. Gimme the squelch brother. I want that cleaning process to sound like a pot of Mac n Cheese being stirred, not a sprinkler going off, ya feel me??
Seven@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y
Toilets that lick your butt after you finish? That sounds familiar...