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KuroeNekoDemon@sh.itjust.works · 50 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Hey OP do you have a gun? I kinda wanna kill myself after reading this like wtf is wrong with people? I don’t kink shame often but I’m definitely kink shaming this

InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works · 26 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Here's a pusless travel pussy to get you through.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y

Yeah, mich needed eyebleach material.

jopepa@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

If you play Tetris as soon as you need eyebleach or a swift death then you won’t be haunted about some awful shit you read. I can’t tell you how useful it’s been to me but I know I’ve played a lot of Tetris lately and amn’t askin questions.

Update: don’t stop to explain the Tetris trick to a hapless bystander. You don’t have enough time to open the Tetris app before some key phrases get locked into long term memory.

LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 34 pts · 2y (3 replies)

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Jeremyward@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

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don@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

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rockSlayer@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What a terrible day to have eyes

Llewellyn@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y

Or vaginal infection

VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Asudox@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

We all wish for such a thing. But reality is cruel...

Vlixz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Moments I wish I couldn't read

don@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y

Fuck nuclear bombs, we’re going straight to close-range gamma ray bursts.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Please stop posting these. The fact that I have to see it again is torture.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I usually don't post stuff like this, this was an experiment 😂.

Hjalamanger@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And a successful experiment I'd say

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Well, it proved that normal people moved to Lemmy, the real shitposters stayed on Reddit 😂.

HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y
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q47tx@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

:(

may_nya@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

i really should uninstall internet

giantfloppycock@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 2y

D:

Late2TheParty@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

We are no longer friends. 🤮

dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Menace to society

EmpeRohr@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I just used the drill i have laying around to poke my eyes out…I will proceed to drip bleach into my eyeholes hoping it will reach the correct area of my brain to erase the memory i ever read this!!!

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Too bad we don't have something like r/eyebleach here 😔.

tias@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2y

Well now we know who the infection came from