Is it impossible for toast to fall before it's been buttered?

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8 Comments

ulu_mulu@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y

No, but it's highly unlikely since before it's been buttered it doesn't know yet which side to fall upon.

NightLily@forum.basedcount.com · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

No it just self butters itself whilst falling. Only impossible for it to hit the floor whilst unbuttered.

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Wait, self-buttering toast parachutes?! Are we onto something???

NightLily@forum.basedcount.com · 2 pts · 3y

This sounds like evil magic I won't have a part of this!

markr@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

Nope. My toast just fell into the bottom of the toaster oven. I was like 'who ate one of my precious toasties!'. I blamed the dogs. Then I found it. I didn't apologize. Dogs are stupid.

Kaladin_Stormblessed@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

No, it’ll just balance on one of the edges instead of the face

BNE@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y

It's not falling - it's diving.