There are no accidents

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14 Comments

ElBarto@sh.itjust.works · 24 pts · 2y (1 reply)

And that's why you need a secure and tight plug.

idunnololz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Always wear your plug

flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 2y

I may be an old fart, but I loves some potty humour!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (1 reply)

About your title: just wait until you're older. You might expect what's written in the photo and get something else entirely.

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 6 pts · 2y

Can confirm. Got Legionaire's disease on my birthday. Getting older meant not being able to trust farts.

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

CLARKSON

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y

Multiple people worked to apply that lettering, knowing full well where the door was.

FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

10/10

No notes.

HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

If the APU is on, there's a ton of hot air constantly blowing out of the very back of the plane. I.e. farting.

FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Fart is a top 5 funny word.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

What are the top 4 then?

FlashZordon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

-Pee

-Poop

-Cum

-Unsubstantiated

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Sixth place is moist

The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

How large is the average fart