betterdeadthanreddit

He's going to stab a guy in prison over whose ramen seasoning packet is saltier.

You posted twice, no great mystery here. Could pick one to delete.

Because wearing an inflatable dinosaur costume would interfere with their range of motion.

Close, it's from yume (Japanese for dream because weebs).

Yumeship is their fantasy relationship, uncomfy/gen is genuinely uncomfortable. Think I'm ready for those end times mentioned in some other posts too.

Prosecution's exhibit A.

Weirdo likes to imagine that they have a relationship with the person who originally posted the screenshot with the messages. They're asking the real person to engage in their fantasy by breaking up with another (probably) real person because weirdo's chatbot of them said they would.

F/O in this case is fictional other, a play on S/O for significant other. Yumeship is a dumb word for jerking/schlicking fantasy stuff.

You're right, time to buy a red hat and a Cybertruck that's been modified to roll coal.

Sometimes you just have to accept the L and do your best to make a Dean-gnfied exit.

Read community sidebars and check out the join-lemmy link in the lower right corner of the page.

Only if he pulls too hard.

If you zoom in, you'll see that it's really a dummy stuffed with dynamite. Once it explodes, the coyote will blink once and crumble to sooty dust before reappearing in the next scene.

Interrupting a study group like this would still cause great in-Dean-gnation.

I like to plan nuclear projects involving Russia too.

It's a trend that fills me with Dean-light.

Won't lose any either.

I prefer a putt-putt fine but to each their own.

And if you don't think so, you're in Dean-ial.

0 is a hole number.