They said I could become anything

(And couchfucker.)

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16 Comments

iThinkDifferentThanU@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 144d (1 reply)
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crandlecan@mander.xyz · 6 pts · 143d

Thank you! But just this once though!

AnchoriteMagus@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 144d

His personality already killed a pope. You'd think we'd have seen this coming.

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 20 pts · 143d (3 replies)

Give the man some credit ffs, he also became world's most famous coach fucker.

Routhinator@startrek.website · 2 pts · 143d (2 replies)

You mean he's fucked coaches AND couches?

Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 143d

"Put me in, Couch!" - JD, probably.

Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 143d

Office of JD Vance refused to comment

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 143d (1 reply)

The Vance touch: everything he touches dies. (He should visit Putin next, maybe even Xi Jinping)

Gorilladrums@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d

Short list of people he should pay a visit to:

Putin Xi Jinping MBS Netanyahu Erdogan Aliyev The new Khamenei Kim Jung Un A full tour of Afghanistan so he could meet all the Taliban elite Lukashenko

This list is incomplete, if anybody got a name drop it.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 13 pts · 144d

leave clarinet out of this.

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 143d (2 replies)

A pedo protector

Tronn4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 143d (1 reply)

A Couch Fucker

Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 143d

Maybe he likes really young couches

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 143d

Just like his boss.

daannii@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 144d

Are we 100% sure it was fucking the couch or could it have been sucking the couch ?

rangber@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 143d (1 reply)

If this is not art, I don't know what is.

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 142d

Thanks, I definitely see the parts where my give-a-shit wears off but I have fun with it. Here's a version with no text:

Image of JD Vance as the PTSD Clarinet Boy with no text.