I've got that superpower that makes me burn in the sun so my odds might be better than some. In any case, if there's a plunger up my ass, defending my right to freedom of expression won't be the only thing that's hard.
Guess it'll be public knowledge soon enough once the case files come out: the hat conceals his matter-phase distortion transformer device. It allows him to move between objects he wouldn't otherwise be able to fit through. You can see an effect of the field in this frame:
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ignotum@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 351d
If you look really closely, you can see he's holding something, maybe a weapon of some sort?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 351d
Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 351d
Careful…
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 351d
Please, please let me defend that GIF in court. I'll print out every frame in full color.
Xanthobilly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 351d
Hard to do from El Salvador with a plunger up your ass.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 351d
I've got that superpower that makes me burn in the sun so my odds might be better than some. In any case, if there's a plunger up my ass, defending my right to freedom of expression won't be the only thing that's hard.
Ioughttamow@fedia.io · 14 pts · 351d
Clearly doctored. You expect me to believe that head can fit through a door?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 351d
Guess it'll be public knowledge soon enough once the case files come out: the hat conceals his matter-phase distortion transformer device. It allows him to move between objects he wouldn't otherwise be able to fit through. You can see an effect of the field in this frame:
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 4 pts · 351d
I made a joke to my sister about the shooter being Kirk from the future trying to erase himself the other day... Maybe I wasn't too far off... 🤔