What's wrong babe, you barely touched your hot dog bologna cake

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TrendigOsthyvel@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Almost as delicious as the traditional swedish sandwich cake

jaybone@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

This actually looks good though.

OPs thing makes me sick.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y

Damn, that’s next level

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Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

I love me some voileipäkakku. Especially the salmon one, that's the tits and always gets eaten first at weddings haha

M137@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Smörgåstårta is actually delicious though.

M137@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The 70's called, they want their nightmare food back.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

More, you said?

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Would try. I've made the Swedish dish Flying Jacob (because it was so bizarre) and it was honestly great

Flying Jacob (Swedish: flygande Jacob/Jakob pronounced is a Swedish casserole composed of chicken, cream, chilli sauce, bananas, roasted peanuts and bacon. The dish is baked in an oven and is usually served with rice and a salad.

bellly@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Ew i dont like olives

LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

Just when I think the entire human species has lost its collective mind and made earth uninhabitable and life no longer worth living, I see things like this and realize I am still right for feeling that way.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Horrible. It's fucking raw!

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actually, both hot dogs and bologna are pre-cooked, otherwise they wouldn't be safe to consume cold.

Octopus1348@lemy.lol · 2 pts · 2y

Yeah. That's why you can just throw the hotdog in the microwave and it tastes exactly like if you cooked it.

Smokeydope@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Katie I think we need some black bars over that cake

sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Give me a slice of bread and mayo and I’d have a little. What kind of jizz is that on the outside, though?

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The yellow stuff is cheese whiz, the white I’m not entirely sure. Ranch dressing maybe?

zigmus64@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

The yellow stuff is definitely Easy Cheese. The can is in the background on the right.

For the non Americans

The “icing” I have no idea. At first I thought it was mashed potatoes, but on closer inspection it does seem like it might be ranch dressing.

Part of me wants to be disgusted by this… part of me wants to make it so I can try it.

sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y

Not just cheez wiz, but the spray stuff, Easy Cheese.

Vinny_93@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Actually looks like it might not taste that bad

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 2y

I’d probably eat it

Teon@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

It's always a party when wieners are involved.

qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Burn this. Burn it now. Burn it with fire.

DarylDutch@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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qyron@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 2y

Cooking it is not the objective.

Slow@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y

Perhaps this cake should be given to your girlfriend?

gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

And then cut into it and you discover that inside, it’s the most incredible and perfect red velvet cake with semi-sweet salted caramel cinnamon crème cheese frosting

woah