If pants wore pants...

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qisope@lemmy.world · 55 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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fossphi@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 2y

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of science?

IndiBrony@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Yes, Sir. I would like to buy one pant!"

ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y

This is how you say it in French. "Un Pantalon"

moistclump@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

But we have “legs” and give each leg a pant. Therefore wouldn’t each pant also just have one pant?

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Pant

hperrin@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Pants have the same number of legs as people. This joke is getting absurd.

solivine@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

That's the joke

hperrin@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Yes. And it’s absurd.

solivine@sopuli.xyz · 8 pts · 2y

It's a type of humour I suppose, I like absurd humour that makes fun of the concept

RagingRobot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

So you're saying the one in the right then?

fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Teachers: You should try do something productive in your free time

Me in my free time:

grue@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

The math teacher, who knows you're about to accidentally learn about recursion and series:

fastandcurious@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Let’s use geometric progression to find how many rows we can create with a set of 200 pants!

MBM@lemmings.world · 1 pts · 2y

Maybe even topology!

AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y

Okay, which one of you wears pants on each leg?

ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Like on the right. Left side is wasteful and floppy

Dave@lemmy.nz · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I mean, the humans think it's cool to take perfectly good pants, tear holes in them until there are hardly any pants, and wear them like that. Maybe pants are even cooler?

dimeslime@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y

Do pants feel pain?

veroxii@aussie.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Asked my 10 year old. Definitely the right hand side. "Because on the left the pants are now shorts."

ForestOrca@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y

Eschew bifurcated clothing!!

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Did the pants on the left split its legs down the middle?

TehBamski@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The right side makes the most sense to me.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I'm pretty sure the right is how people wear pants in the winter.

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Right Because the left would get significantly more difficult once you start adding more pants

eltimablo@kbin.social · 0 pts · 2y

If a pants's pants wore pants, what would it look like?

connaisseur@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

Like this.

BlanK0@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

First one definitely 😂