MY EYES!—MY FUCKING EYES!

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FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 70 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is this the Russian equivalent of the Toyota Inshallah?

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 2y (1 reply)

This joke would easily land you in Hague for how murderous it is.

FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I am not a signatory to the Geneva Convention.

teft@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 2y (4 replies)

You guys remember /r/shittytechnicals? Maybe we should start /r/shittyreactivearmor.

JustUseMint@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Lol they already have shitty ERA remember the posts from like a year ago about the ERA being replaced by cardboard or something lmao

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I think it was rubber sheets.

Hikermick@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Plywood I think

_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz · 2 pts · 2y

Give /c/NonCredibleDefense a go, not too active, but some real bangers when they come through.

Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · 48 pts · 2y (4 replies)

He looks so happy that he's about to die

aew360@lemm.ee · 33 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That makes two of us!

Schiffsmaedchenjunge@feddit.de · 15 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Three, actually

tpihkal@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (1 reply)

There are literally dozens of us.

Municipal0379@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

DOZENS!!

GombeenSysadmin@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

It looks like an ai created it. Looks like a tank if you squint, but look closer and it’s just random bullshit layered over itself

MaxVoltage@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Fake news comrade only the otherside makes Ai propaganda /s

Lev_Astov@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

It's a mirrored image of a line of MT-LBs with a crude pillbox on top, or ZU-23-2 AA guns on the back ones. I guess the pillbox is better than those awful turrets?

Jaysyn@kbin.social · 21 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Future crematoriums / coffins.

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (4 replies)

The poor engineers getting yelled at for not producing enough tanks just decide to build from WW1 blueprints using sheet metal and a lada engine. Probably runs on vodka

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Probably runs on vodka

That's the way to guarantee it would never have sufficient fuel.

Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

But it's also a way to guarantee that soldiers and technicians won't mind working on and with it. Just look at the Tu-22

baldingpudenda@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

It's an excuse to bring more vodka. "Da, commander. Running on vodka means the fuel will never freeze! because we'll drink it too fast

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Put it in H!

Earthprototype@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y

Not even worth the mines they're going to blow onto...

vexikron@lemmy.zip · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Is... is the thing in front a ... an MT-LB, with basically a bunch of random crap taped onto it, and because the turret doesnt turn, they took out the gun ... and built what i can only describe as the hobo version of a machine gun pit for a Dshk ... on top of it?

Good fucking god. Hobo-ified MTLB.

EDIT: Derp, I mean MT-LB, originally had a stroke and confused the btr 60 with that.

Geobloke@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I think that's a few pallets strapped down with some roofing and filled with filler foam

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 2y

Don't you mean "reactive armor"?

(Lulz. It'll react to an RPG in the same way a sheet of paper reacts to a bullet.)

Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 11 pts · 2y

Cope vehicles.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

They are future shrapnel.

RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I believe they are grandpa's mobile bunker

user1234@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y

These things were designed by Fred Flintstone

mcqtom@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

_xDEADBEEF@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

huh, so the rubber+wood applique armour i saw on another mtlb wasn't a one off.

kumon@sh.itjust.works · -46 pts · 2y (11 replies)

They still winning tho

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Define winning.

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 49 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Stalemating against a country with a fifth of your population that you invaded for the pride of your fascist dictator and losing more slave soldiers in the first year than America lost in Korea and Vietnam.

Obviously. What else could it be?

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Maybe this guy has some curious metrics we all can enjoy, or finally a plan to fit what's going on as an achievement. I'd genuinely like these. Conspiracy theories to enable copium streams are like a kind of a dessert.

skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de · 19 pts · 2y (3 replies)

won't answer, he's banned now

nuke@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

Vatnik detected on NATO soil, Article 5 now!

andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2y

Poor us. Dammit.

I could probably parse my own vk groups for them, but it's so much funny to see these takes in english. Especially from those proper immigrants or even locals from other countries when I want to leave this dead land and never return. They are like laughing at me with every their post. I'm not a jealous person or a one seeking for retribution, but I find it's pretty motivating otherwise.

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y

Like a hen on a junebug.

SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2y

Winning is when your navy is incapable of blockading another country with no navy and you lose 1/5 of your fleet doing so.

dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2y

I think you might need to go back to kumon.

TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 2y

Copium

bradorsomething@ttrpg.network · 4 pts · 2y

Sunflower sprouting champions 2022-2023.