c/lemmyshitpost · by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 2y

Thanks capitalism, very nice

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23 Comments

LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 2y (6 replies)

But does it have probiotics?

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 25 pts · 2y (1 reply)

It's got electrolytes!

VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf · 4 pts · 2y

It's what plants crave!

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

IDK but definitely has lots of corn syrup

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 9 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And grade A cheese* juice concentrate

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

*contains 0% cheese

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 4 pts · 2y

*Cheese-like lard based product

theodewere@kbin.social · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

most of the "American Food" aisle in European grocery stores in one bottle

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Your daily allowance of HFCS and artificial colors and preservatives in a single convenient serving!

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Don't forget MSG and salt!

slaacaa@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

American “food”

pacmondo@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Some food science company just made a doritos liqeur so you're not that far off: https://www.foodandwine.com/doritos-flavored-liquor-taste-8414617

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 15 pts · 2y

Every day we stray further from God’s light

bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Thanks, I hate it.

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

But you haven't even tried it 😂

Madison420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I hate to think how much I would like it if it actually tasted like nacho cheese Doritos.

Sotuanduso@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Dondrinkdos.

I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

But look how happy that woman is! It must be good. Advertisers wouldn't lie.

aheadofthekrauts@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 2y

Best invention since my shitbucket.

EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I think it would be a fun one off tbh

tubaruco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

CHEWING IS THE BEST PART

1984@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 2y

Idiocracy movie was a documentary of our time now.

hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y

jerrythegenius@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

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