I would have disowned him too.

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He graduated to Dad.

DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh no, disowned isn't nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, "My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder."

Can’t stand an Opal.

“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”

Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.

jaschen@lemmynsfw.com · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.

gnate@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

"You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father."

Blackout@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (7 replies)

His first clue they didn't like him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.

Blackout@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nice to meet you. I'm Wanda. Wanda Givehead. I work at the street corner of Elm and Miller.

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Wanna make my squid fly?

Can you guys stop flirting with each other?

Taylor is ye olde spelling.

I blame the sign painter.

"Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it."

doingthestuff@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Tl;Dr op's folks know what's up

Nikki@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

did you just tldr a tweet?

a ~~tweet~~#xhit

halvar@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te