I've discovered how Mitch McConnell is able to live for so long!

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ivanafterall@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y

Giant tortoises have been known to live 170+ years, so best get comfortable.

01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 9 pts · 2y

Now you tell us? Where was this when Betty White was still around?

ExtraMedicated@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I figured the GOP just kept replacing him. Like a goldfish.

MasterNerd@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

We can't let Xanathar notice