Meow

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27 Comments

uzay@infosec.pub · 37 pts · 2y (1 reply)

What's the matter? Cat got your shlong?

theangryseal@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

I almost woke my kid up chuckling. :p

TxzK@lemmy.zip · 19 pts · 2y

All cat owners can relate 😔

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 16 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why is the dick slit horizontal?

ItsAFake@lemmus.org · 36 pts · 2y

They used to be horizontal until about 1668, it was a side effect of the great plague.

mononomi@feddit.nl · 13 pts · 2y

Yours isn't?

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sick dick

tkk13909@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I see

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

That wasn't an explanation, it was a compliment for you.

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Leonardo da Vinci developed dick realism in the 1500s, prior to that artists were literally retarded

Skanky@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y

Only compatible with women from Asia

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

We do actually tell this to kids around here "be good or a cat will eat your pee pee".

norbert@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In just a few short years they'll be very interested in feeding their pee pees to kitties.

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

My thoughts exactly... kids, you have no idea what you're missing.

ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 2y

One fish is an insulting offer for a sausage that size, come on man

Nei@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Literally WTF.

Jimmyeatsausage@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

This is what it feels like to look at a meme with NO context. 300 years from now, people will be going to college to study archeology and learning about OAG, rage faces, and soyjak.

psud@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Detachable penis

YouTube search cannot autocomplete 'penis'

Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

"Aahhhhh, fuck. What's a cat's nose look like again? Whatever."

c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

"Shit, were the ears on the side or on top? Fuck it, I'll just wing the difference 'tween 'em."

FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

This is how boring it was to be a monk in the middle ages. You draw stuff like this in the margins when you aren't painstakingly copying a Roman treatise on Aristotle's Poetics.

lolcatnip@reddthat.com · 7 pts · 2y

This isn't just random weirdness. There was apparently a point in the middle aged when a lot of people believed cats would steal men's genitals.

thesmokingman@programming.dev · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You can get this on a pin (not the seller; had problems with the seller so YMMV). The art itself is called “Flaisch Macht Flaisch.”

ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

That's really cool!

TrickDacy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Wtf

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Gotta stop leaving that thing next to the litter box!

littletranspunk@lemmus.org · 2 pts · 2y

I'd be giving the cat payment for taking my dick, not a trade to get it back