Clair(ul)e's too

Now you can get an IUD and a lobotomy in one trip!

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14 Comments

LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 2y

It's a scam because they force you to buy their proprietary post-lobotomy home care kit

ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y

FIRE IN THE HOLE

Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social · 15 pts · 2y

Can I get the lobotomy without the ear piercing? It would be nice to not worry anymore but I don't want extra holes in my head

Bizarroland@kbin.social · 13 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I heard that Jared's is now doing a walk-in peritoneal pull through vaginoplasty in order to stay competitive with Claire's

match@pawb.social · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

He went to Jared's 🥰

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 2y

*She

Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 2y

Can I get this as part of my gender affirming care plan?

einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)
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SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is Volo in today?

TastyWheat@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Slippery little bugger!

lazzerot@startrek.website · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

OP are you making these yourself? Or do you know where they come from? This really tickles my funny bone, I love them Claire's memes.

FakeGreekGirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 2y

Afraid not. This showed up in my Facebook feed, of all places. I remembered the other Claire's post that was over here and figured it'd be cool to bring it over and keep the theme going.

Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

And ears pierced all with the same piercing gun? That’s a three-in-one special right there!

ShadowFox@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 2y
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