No Man

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249 points · 9 comments · view on lemmy.world

9 Comments

PP_BOY_@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Hate to be that guy but today I woke up with 6 hours of sleep, scrapped ice off my 20 year old car's windshield in -8°F, remembered I was supposed to get coffee over the weekend, and got a ticket on my way to work because the cold snap busted one of my tail lights

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Who takes ice for scrap?

sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

No, I want to know who's accepting it.

averagedrunk@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

I hate to be that guy but I'm too tired to make dinner tonight. I'm just going to order something.

rtxn@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y

Joke's on you, I have chronic depression and low self-esteem, I always hate to be that guy

NounsAndWords@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

"I hate to be that guy (but I am so here we go)..."

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 4 pts · 2y

The only time it's actually something they'd hate is when that is the full and complete sentence after seeing another guy have some bad luck befall him.

Seeing a dude getting hit by a car

"Oof! I'd hate to be that guy!"

ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y

“Hate to be that guy but…”

“I stopped at “but”. I also hate that guy. Bye.”