I can't read it

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Cryan24@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 2y
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cuntonabike@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Us BMW drivers do use indicators, they’re just at a wavelength that poor people can’t see.

Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Similar to your dicks then

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Easy oil exchange pump. You need to stroke it left and right in order to get the old oil out of the tip of the lever.

uis@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They usually hire specially educated women

0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

Yes, I've also heard that women are usually much better at this job.

AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com · 15 pts · 2y
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terminhell@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

The state I currently live, Louisiana, and it seems like blinkers at all is a premium package upgrade. Hell, half the time cops don't even use them around here. The only vehicle I can reliably see use them are out of state 18 wheelers.

Was behind a driver's Ed car once, no kids, the instructor. No blinker used....

jaschen@lemmynsfw.com · 14 pts · 2y

All these "Sporty" cars bros do this. Just entitled bitches that want to hurt people.

Nommer@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Why all the hate for BMW drivers? Pickup owners should also be in this meme.

son_named_bort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

The meme involving pickup drivers is that they're lacking downstairs.

lanolinoil@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Nissan drivers are the real threat

mmazikinn@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

drills hole in exhaust

grrr I'm a race car

lanolinoil@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

only 2 positions for the accelerator pedal

Doublepluskirk@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Not so many pickup drivers in the rest of the world compared to the US. Plenty of BMWs though

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Come on down to Glendale, CA. You will understand.

Slovene@feddit.nl · 1 pts · 2y

You can't expect people to stop being tribal.

ICastFist@programming.dev · 10 pts · 2y

I wish that problem was confined to BMW, it's common enough to happen even with popular car drivers 'round these parts.

ExLisper@linux.community · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In my experience Audi drivers are the worst. Whenever I see an idiot on the road there's always an Audi driver trying to out-idiot them right behind.

jagungal@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I know a guy like this. He's a great guy, very competent, gives up his time for his community. Drives his Audi like a cunt though.

BreadOven@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

if you ever think your job is pointless just remember there is someone who installs the turn signal system in BMWs

EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

There must be a whole bunch of “temporarily embarrassed” BMW owners, then…

Cuberoot@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I tried sliding the control rod in and out of the steering column, but nothing happened. I think it's stuck.

platypus_plumba@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I actually did that when I was a kid trying to understand those mysterious car sticks my dad slapped with incredible confidence while driving.

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

"I can't read it, because it's literally blinding me right now, what is that, some kind of LED projector inside?"

xoagray@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y

This works for people in the state of Florida too.

random_character_a@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

I resently switched from Toyota to Volkswagen. My signaling lowered by about 30%.

Here and there I just notice that I did it again.

MacNCheezus@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd like to think that this is because BMW drivers are Orcs.

uis@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

No, that would be Lexus.

FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Story Time:

My brother once gave me a ride home from work, back before I could drive. He had a Mercedes. Not only was he drinking beer while driving, he refused to use his indicators/blinkers

When I asked him why he didn't signal to other drivers, he said with a smirk "They didn't come with this model" and proceeded to finish his can of beer.

TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I hope he's in prison

FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No he works on a billionaire's yacht as an engineer. Maybe some day though lol

drathvedro@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Do yachts have blinkers though?

FrankTheHealer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They don't. But if they did, I doubt they'd see much use

drathvedro@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 2y

I checked, and it seems like they use horn signaling instead

I'll should start using those on my BMW...

pewpew@feddit.it · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

(most) Italian drivers:

anarchy79@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Italy doesn't count. They have... Their own way of doing things.

zeppo@lemmy.world · -6 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It is kind of confusing how you press down to signal left and up to signal right

SteveTech@programming.dev · 11 pts · 2y

It aligns with the way you turn the wheel, so it's not confusing at all.

Cornucopiaofplenty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Maybe for five seconds if you don't know the concept of an indicator

zeppo@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y

That's what I mean. If you had no idea how the level worked, looking at that, one might think it slides in and out.