Pokemon IRL

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Jomega@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y (10 replies)

Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)

Skunk = Fire (gas attack)

Raccoon = Water (washes food)

Jomega@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

Fully evolved:

Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)

Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)

Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)

girl@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.

sploosh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Skunks really tend more toward a toxic/poison element/type. By DnD standards, their self-defense is somewhere between Acid Spray and Stinking Cloud.

deweydecibel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

The actual skunk Pokemon is Poison/Dark type.

Jomega@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Liquid attacks can still count as poison. See the move "acid".

girl@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Agreed, I would not have swapped them if you’d said poison, it was just the fire that I thought didn’t quite fit the skunk (:

Jomega@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They would evolve into a Fire/Poison skunk with explosive gas, since methane is flammable. I'm aware that skunk spray is actually liquid, but the idea that it isn't is a popular trope that they could do something with.

girl@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y

hmm youre winning me over here, all right im aboard the skunk fire to fire/poison train

ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The raccoon's actual attack is fucking rabies. What type of Pokemon apply diseases?

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Poison

girl@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 2y

An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”

Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.

BustinJiber@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm choosing that fucked up cat

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Which one is that?

FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y

I love my cat!

GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y

Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:

https://youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg

NightShot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I choose you Skunkacho !

Jayve@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

P-U-kachu.

kozy138@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

Are these the new Evee evolutions?

THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
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Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Possum every time. Get fucked.

TheDeepState@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Go team opossum!

walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Opossum 4 life

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

For real life, or until it plays dead?

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Skunk stank was super effective!

temmink@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I don't know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind

prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

You’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type

NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y

Opossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.

This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.

Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.

The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Opossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.

Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it's opponents by repeated dunks or by "washing"

Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav

Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

Trash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I'll take the skunk; it's the only one with a special ability.

wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 2y (4 replies)

I don't think that's true. Opossum has the "startled" perk and Racoon has thumbs that allow for lock picking and wielding.

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Those are buffs and we all know if it doesn't do damage, it's useless. Not only is Stink Spray a damaging attack, it applies a DOT effect.

Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Plus skuntank is a fucking tank, which is great for PVP. It shouldn't be, but it is.

wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Hope you like the smell of skunk or living in a gas mask, I have a vicious racoon that can steal :3

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y

Imagining the raccoon stealing my gas mask... Ash could have won more tournaments if he targeted the opposing trainer instead of their Pokemon.

Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
OpenStars@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y

Trash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that's real terminology) hrm... maybe I'll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D

roguetrick@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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nifty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I choose prison boi