I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.
They would evolve into a Fire/Poison skunk with explosive gas, since methane is flammable. I'm aware that skunk spray is actually liquid, but the idea that it isn't is a popular trope that they could do something with.
Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
Trash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that's real terminology) hrm... maybe I'll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D
39 Comments
Jomega@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 2y
Opossum = Grass (grassland fighter)
Skunk = Fire (gas attack)
Raccoon = Water (washes food)
Jomega@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
Fully evolved:
Opossum = Grass/Ghost (plays dead)
Skunk = Fire/Poison (self explanatory)
Raccoon = Water/Dark (steals stuff)
girl@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 2y
I would swap skunk and raccoon, personally. Skunks shoot liquid at you, and I imagine of the three that the raccoon would be most likely to burn down a building, it if could.
sploosh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Skunks really tend more toward a toxic/poison element/type. By DnD standards, their self-defense is somewhere between Acid Spray and Stinking Cloud.
deweydecibel@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
The actual skunk Pokemon is Poison/Dark type.
Jomega@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Liquid attacks can still count as poison. See the move "acid".
girl@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Agreed, I would not have swapped them if you’d said poison, it was just the fire that I thought didn’t quite fit the skunk (:
Jomega@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
They would evolve into a Fire/Poison skunk with explosive gas, since methane is flammable. I'm aware that skunk spray is actually liquid, but the idea that it isn't is a popular trope that they could do something with.
girl@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
hmm youre winning me over here, all right im aboard the skunk fire to fire/poison train
ChillDude69@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y
The raccoon's actual attack is fucking rabies. What type of Pokemon apply diseases?
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Poison
girl@sopuli.xyz · 21 pts · 2y
An opossum, a raccoon, and a skunk walk into a bar. The bartender yells “can someone take out the trash?”
Someone brings the trash out to the trio, and they feast.
BustinJiber@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
I'm choosing that fucked up cat
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Which one is that?
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2y
I love my cat!
GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2y
Assuming the skunk would act like a Pokémon and not fucking spray me, only my enemies, definitely that. They are really adorable and curious little creatures, just listen to this:
https://youtu.be/vszWsYOdnPg
NightShot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I choose you Skunkacho !
Jayve@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
P-U-kachu.
kozy138@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
Are these the new Evee evolutions?
THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 2y
Possum every time. Get fucked.
TheDeepState@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Go team opossum!
walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz · 5 pts · 2y
Opossum 4 life
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
For real life, or until it plays dead?
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Skunk stank was super effective!
temmink@feddit.de · 4 pts · 2y
I don't know about the other two but that opossum is definitely of the Bulbasaur kind
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y
You’ve got your garbage type, your poison type, and your opossum type
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 2y
Opossum: The Naked Tail Pokemon.
This Pokemon is a very unique kind, being the only of its egg group native to its wild area. While having an incredibly smooth brain, this species can remember if a food is toxic for up to two weeks after ingesting it.
Normal/Dark. Ability: Run Away. Hidden Ability: Immunity.
The_Cleanup_Batter@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Opossum: grass type evolves into a creature that pulls tree trunks out of its pouch and uses them like a weapon.
Racoon: water type evolves into a creature that drowns it's opponents by repeated dunks or by "washing"
Skunk: fire type that evolves to light its own farts like a chav
Cowbee@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y
Trash panda gang or bust. Fuck stinky bois and cowardly death-fakers, the trash shall rise!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
I'll take the skunk; it's the only one with a special ability.
wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 9 pts · 2y
I don't think that's true. Opossum has the "startled" perk and Racoon has thumbs that allow for lock picking and wielding.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 8 pts · 2y
Those are buffs and we all know if it doesn't do damage, it's useless. Not only is Stink Spray a damaging attack, it applies a DOT effect.
Anticorp@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Plus skuntank is a fucking tank, which is great for PVP. It shouldn't be, but it is.
wolfshadowheart@slrpnk.net · 2 pts · 2y
Hope you like the smell of skunk or living in a gas mask, I have a vicious racoon that can steal :3
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
Imagining the raccoon stealing my gas mask... Ash could have won more tournaments if he targeted the opposing trainer instead of their Pokemon.
Fudoshin@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 2y
Skunk baby
OpenStars@startrek.website · 2 pts · 2y
Trash pandas, trash cats, or fart squirrels? (no cap, that's real terminology) hrm... maybe I'll sit this version of the game out :-P Unless it offers the option to backfire occasionally, b/c that would be HILARIOUS!:-D
roguetrick@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
nifty@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I choose prison boi