c/lemmyshitpost · by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 2yI'll just be over here setting a new record 885 points · 38 comments · view on lemmy.world
38 Comments
gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y
Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 2y
FINE, I'LL DO IT.
But not because you told me to.
GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I will, just because you did!
Gork@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 2y
Well don't mind if I do...
Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.
MxM111@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y
The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.
NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.
MxM111@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y
Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y
If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y
Make sure you use the company approved cumpod
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dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 2y
Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y
what else would you say?
Classy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.
Well maybe not that last one.
Patches@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y
He ejaculated
Daxtron2@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y
Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
Diary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!
Hamartia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y
If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day
theneverfox@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y
It's a month
corship@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y
It's madness
caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y
Oh true! USA notation
Infraxion@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y
you can see the 1 under the Fri, it's sensible notation
Godnroc@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y
Sent me to the dictionary on that one.
Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.
TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
what about diarrheas
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
That capitalization choice 👨🏻🍳💋
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y
They absolutely knew what they were doing.
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
They’ve got you pegged.
AA5B@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Every day for a full month!?!?!?
Gingernate@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y
Found the american
AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format
Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Duty calls
Chivera@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
That's a long one
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I call those Saturdays
MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y
Sigh… *unzips*
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
Seems like a sticky situation
Bearlydave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
...And the I put my day off in the calendar.
bluewing@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.
Asudox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y