I'll just be over here setting a new record

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38 Comments

gaiussabinus@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y

Some ones been waiting for this since he was hired

PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca · 51 pts · 2y (1 reply)

FINE, I'LL DO IT.

But not because you told me to.

GladiusB@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

I will, just because you did!

Gork@lemm.ee · 45 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Well don't mind if I do...

Can't argue with it. It's scheduled on the calendar.

MxM111@kbin.social · 23 pts · 2y (3 replies)

The problem is that it suggests that the other days are not that.

NocturnalEngineer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you jacked off for a solid 24 hours straight, I'm certain you wouldn't want to do any other days for a while.

MxM111@kbin.social · 6 pts · 2y

Yes, I can see that sleep deprivation can be a problem.

nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 6 pts · 2y

If it’s in the US, he’s got a long month ahead of him.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Make sure you use the company approved cumpod

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P0PJovYgAFE

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dangblingus@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 38 pts · 2y (7 replies)

Diarise must have been the dictionary.com word of the day

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · -1 pts · 2y (6 replies)

what else would you say?

Classy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

RGB3x3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Title. Enter. Input. Insert. Stroke Out. Masturbate.

Well maybe not that last one.

Patches@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Notate. Signify. Write down. Put down. List. Describe.

He ejaculated

Daxtron2@startrek.website · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Considering a calendar is not a diary, literally anything else would be better

TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y

Diary is a day's musings, one could say a calendar is naught but a series of diaries!

Hamartia@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
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caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de · 23 pts · 2y (4 replies)

If it's an entire day I would say it's gooning day

theneverfox@pawb.social · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

It's a month

corship@feddit.de · 2 pts · 2y

It's madness

caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Oh true! USA notation

Infraxion@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 2y

you can see the 1 under the Fri, it's sensible notation

Godnroc@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Sent me to the dictionary on that one.

Diarise, or diarize, means to write something into a diary.

TseseJuer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y

what about diarrheas

GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y

That capitalization choice 👨🏻‍🍳💋

Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee · 17 pts · 2y

They absolutely knew what they were doing.

JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

They’ve got you pegged.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Every day for a full month!?!?!?

Gingernate@programming.dev · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Found the american

AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

Yeah, I’ll take this one. The funny thing is I saw this at the same time as a similar reply for an entirely different thread: I guess only knowing English is also an American stereotype, just like a certain date format

Agent641@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Duty calls

Chivera@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

That's a long one

Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I call those Saturdays

MonkCanatella@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2y

Sigh… *unzips*

kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y

Seems like a sticky situation

Bearlydave@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

...And the I put my day off in the calendar.

bluewing@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Not that you don't deserve the time off - you do. But they ain't wrong are they.

Asudox@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

You've heard it guys, time for us to jack off.

NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social · 1 pts · 2y
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