c/memes · by Maven@lemmy.world · 2yNew Yorker Caption Contest #695 412 points · 16 comments · view on lemmy.world
16 Comments
Marduk73@sh.itjust.works · 97 pts · 2y
that explains the yeast infection
blackbrook@mander.xyz · 15 pts · 2y
And, worse, the crumbs in the bed.
username_unavailable@lemmy.world · 50 pts · 2y
If this was the winner, can you imagine how bad the others were?
Dasnap@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Nah mate nothing can compete with this.
pastaPersona@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 2y
Who’s bready for a divorce?
“Uh oh, now my family is toast!”
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Christ, what an asshole.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 16 pts · 2y
Woke up this morning and it seemed to me,
That every night turns out to be
A little more like Bukowski.
And yeah, I know he's a pretty good read.
But God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?
God who'd want to be?
God who'd want to be such an asshole?
zaph@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 2y
I think I fucked up the last line
Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
"I'm sorry, Monsieur Toast, the job posting was for an experienced host."
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
This is my favorite thing of today.
EfreetSK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
I don't get it :(
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
trumpetmouth@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
going for a roll in the hay
Namstel@lemmy.one · 7 pts · 2y
Ah yes, your table is bready for you, sir.
McLoud@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
I'm sorry, sir. This is the Toast Masters Club. The Bread Buddies meeting is across the street.
Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2y
I regret to inform you, sir, that the wedding is off. On her way to the wedding, your bride fell victim to a murder. A murder of crows, to be precise.
Touching_Grass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Name on the reservation?