I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.
This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P
48 Comments
Davel23@kbin.social · 45 pts · 2y
It looks like the name of the place is "Meh".
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 2y
That's exactly the type of place that would be apathetic enough to mention the raptors as an afterthought.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y
MehMela is in Wenatchee, WashingtonLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2y
Here, I zoomed out further for reference:
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social · 16 pts · 2y
Zoomed out a bit more, just in case you live too far.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
And just in case anyone else wants to stop by we love in the Virgo Supercluster.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2y
👑
(Were Seattle & Vancouver good enough reference points at least ~80% of people would understand?)
Sticker@lemy.nl · 2 pts · 2y
I don't like this location of the tables on the street. In summer, the dust from passing cars will fly into your cup of coffee.
I know of several cafes located near the park area. There are a lot of trees and shrubs around. It is a good place for relaxation and dates.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
Maybe that's one reason there's a sign outside encouraging people to come inside.
OpenStars@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2y
It's ironic.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y
I read, "Mela", though I also thought "meh" at first
bleistift2@feddit.de · 34 pts · 2y
The sign doesn’t say there were no raptors inside…
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 22 pts · 2y
That's why I won't go back to the office. It's just too scary with all those raptors
explodicle@local106.com · 8 pts · 2y
Just get used to it. More people get killed by the flu than by raptors now.
RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 2y
That's what the raptors want us to think.
model_tar_gz@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y
Coffee shop named ‘meh’. tbh I’m feeling pretty ‘meh’ about it.
paholg@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
I think it's "mela".
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I agree. I'm gonna risk the raptors.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
So are they insinuating that everybody in the world who's not inside that coffee shop is at risk of being eaten by a raptor?
If so, I'm afraid we're all doomed.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I feel like somehow your comment is more relevant to this post
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
There are other coffee shops.
adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y
Are you sure that they are raptor save too tho?
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Have you ever heard of anyone getting attacked by a raptor in a coffee shop?
robocall@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
I bet raptors would appreciate my humor
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They would laugh as they ate your face.
robocall@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
you're just saying that because you don't appreciate my humor /s
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
better not to risk it indeed
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y
That... is an iguanodon.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu · 4 pts · 2y
If you haven't already, please go treat yourself to the YouTube channel YDAW (your dinosaurs are wrong)!
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
I bet this guy has a lot of fans between the ages of 8 and 14 who are suspiciously knowledgeable about paleontology. And who also look at the middle of his nose when talking to him.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's just what the velociraptors want you to think.
xavier666@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y
What if they learn to open doors?
DingoBilly@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Lol they're so kooky omg! We just have to go inside for a coffee!!
JoShmoe@ani.social · 6 pts · 2y
This sign would be more effective for a gun store. Here you just get the coffee but then what? The raptors are still waiting for you except now you smell better.
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 2y
I'm so glad to live in a country where gun stores are a foreign concept.
JoShmoe@ani.social · 8 pts · 2y
But are you safe from Raptors?
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2y
Yes! They're extinct.
Or perhaps that's exactly what they want us to think...
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y
Raptors are notoriously allergic to coffee.
EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Yet another failing of the public education system
OpenStars@startrek.website · 4 pts · 2y
But with coffee you are juiced up enough to... Oh no, YOU were the cause of all those juiced-up raptors out there, running around like Captain Janeway looking for her next fix!? :-( :-P
waz@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Isn't a raptor a bird?
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 11 pts · 2y
They probably mean this Raptor
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's a bird! It's a plane!
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
They mean velociraptor, but they're called raptors in Jurassic Park multiple times, so...
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y
"velociraptor"
cause those thing in jp are not velociraptors
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
I know, the real ones were the size of turkeys. I still wouldn't want to run into one.
tubaruco@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
i would love to run into one, but only after knowing how aggressive they would be
in case theyre very aggressive i would like them to be in something similar to an aviary, so that they wont hurt me
Mac@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 2y
Yo is that an RX8? Nice. Don't see them much.