Would you rather fight a horse shaped duck or a duck shaped horse?

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UprisingVoltage@feddit.it · 5 pts · 3y (2 replies)

You mean sized, right?

A duck-sized horse or a horse-sized duck.

Right??!

Here I thought we would take the horse shaped duck as a new species to populate our environment.

I don't think I've ever seen someone screw up a classic so bad 😂 😂 😂

Horse shaped duck. Ducks are chill, unlike geese.

A Duck shaped horse could potentially freak out and clobber me.

jadedctrl@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Obviously the duck-sized horse. That bitch is tiny! What’re they gonna do, poke my ankle to death?

Not sized.

Herein lies the philosophical conundrum: if it looks like a duck, and is the size of a duck, is it not indeed now a duck?

The original question was whether you'd want to fight one horse-sized duck or 100 duck-sized horses. Is that what you meant to ask?

I asked what I asked.

What’s taller? A midget giant or a giant midget.

Stan@lemmywinks.com · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Would you rather have a horse shaped dick or a duck shaped dick?

Duck.

Do the corkscrew.