Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
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Froyn@kbin.social · 50 pts · 2y
I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y
They say 12 and under but I bet a lot of them are like 1 or two, and you'll be wishing you had ordered more then.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
Yeah but those young ones are just so fatty.
pete_the_cat@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
It's just like veal!
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
Not even a rotisserie newborn?
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y
Well, I wasn't planning to attend, but how can I pass up the opportunity to eat a child... I just hope it's one of those ethically sourced organic free-range children.
badbytes@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y
Is this an Epstein event?
echo_w@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Oof
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2y
Soy free children for me, thanks....
NotMelon@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
I'm sorry we currently don't have soy. Do you want children without something else?
Jerb322@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Vaccinations....?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 2y
I'll have a triple battered deep fried American child covered in bacon and cheese
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
If you care about your health you should really opt for the Mediterranean child.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y
That's horrible and disgusting!
Do you want to clog your arteries?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
I'm a 'Merican, obviously
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
if you start it out in a cold pan and gradually work the heat up, you'll be able to render a lot of the fat out while also getting a nice crisp on the outside. You can then conserve the fat for cooking with later, it makes for a great roux.
the_third@feddit.de · 6 pts · 2y
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
Don't forget the microplastics, god bless 'Merica 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y
So nice of them to consider the dietary needs of us baby-eating atheists!
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 2y
Must be the rsvp for the DNC amiright?!
Katana314@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y
When the groom first offered the ring to his bride-to-be, it was a modest proposal.
(See if anyone gets that)
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 2y
In this corner of the internet, I'd be surprised if someone doesn't. But then they get to be one of today's lucky 10000
Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 3 pts · 2y
"Hey Debbie. I have a book for you."
"What is the book, Sparks?"
"A Modest Proposal by Johnathan Swift."
"What's the book about, Sparks?"
"Eatin' babies. Delicious babies covered in barbeque sauce. Mmmm!"
Akasazh@feddit.nl · 15 pts · 2y
I'll have the baby back ribs
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 11 pts · 2y
I prefer fried.
Adi2121@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y
smh, another non-vegetrian-accomadating place
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y
Tofu baby is available upon request.
XTornado@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y
"Please let us know of any dietary restriction" would fit that. That said having only able to choose between two meats.... I would expect at least fish as an option.
unreachable@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
SVcross@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y
Depends, is it GMO free?
Noodle07@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y
Full of microplastic
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
That's fine, we're all full of microplastics. And PFAS.
ieightpi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y
Conspiracy theorists will use this pic at proof
JoShmoe@ani.social · 7 pts · 2y
This is a typo right?
kn33@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 2y
I'm guessing there's two options for adults to choose from, but only one option for children. If you're filling this out for a child, you choose the "children" option to indicate that they'll have the entree for children. It's just structured kinda funny.
ieightpi@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y
Theresa a really easy way to avoid this and it's called phrasing
Overzeetop@sopuli.xyz · 3 pts · 2y
Danger zone?
ericbomb@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Betting children get chicken instead of the good stuff!
TheFriendlyDickhead@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 2y
What do you do if you don't eat meat? Don't attend?
kn33@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
Or don't eat. I agree, it doesn't seem very accommodating
problematicPanther@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y
bring your own snacks.
SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org · 0 pts · 2y
recapitated@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y
A traditional Clinton wedding