Take The Bait 😈👽

215 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world

27 Comments

BorisBoreUs@lemmy.world · 56 pts · 2y (3 replies)

itsJoelle@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Fr, do people get their Reddit shit posting monetized?

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 30 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Just in their wet dreams.

Oh, YouTube and instagram-influencer, who repost and explain the joke get paid.

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -13 pts · 2y

I'm one of the faceless influencers 🤫😉

ericbomb@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Congrats! You are now monetized!

You will now get $0.01 for every lemmy post you make that gets 100,000 upvotes!

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 19 pts · 2y (2 replies)

If you started with 1 million euros andgave everyone who reaches 10000 upvotes on lemmy 1 million euros, you would still be a millionaire

ericbomb@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well I couldn't make the deal too tempting, or someone would think they're funny and make a bot instance and get votes to like 1 million.

RandomVideos@programming.dev · 5 pts · 2y

You could add the condition of not using bots to upvote a post and if someone gets 10000 upvotes just assume it happened because of bots and not give anyone money

Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net · 24 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Why monetize Lemmy when you can just argue and collect Sorosbux?

Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

What is the current conversation rate of Stanley Nickels to Sorosbux?

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Sorosbux don't pay the bills 😡

Fish@midwest.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Tell that to all the leftists that Soros funds! /s

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y

The leftists need to realise that the average person is left with no choice but to capitalise. 😈 Unemployment rising, inflation increasing. Live in the UK and you'll see what I mean. 👍

squid_slime@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Set up a brand deal, that's what I did. Post via nord VPN

crawancon@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I would also like this lemmy money or maybe l'monay if you're french or fancy.

tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Best we can do is lemonade, take it or leave it

crawancon@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 2y

me drinks it

derekabutton@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (6 replies)

I'll bite. What are the other 7? If this turns into an ad I don't think it will turn out the way you expected

Riderzz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y (4 replies)

🤫🤫. You're not suppose to know my secrets. But I will tell you, I'm cashing in on Lemmy. 😈

derekabutton@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Power to you. I was fully expecting a crypto scam.

Riderzz@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 2y (2 replies)

You can join my crypto discord server for only $299 a month. 🤫🤝

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

guilded better

Cicraft@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I'm sure you mean well, but GOD does Roblox suck

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y
[ removed ]
robocall@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y (4 replies)

How do I get money?

off_apparition@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Going to work is an option

DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe · 2 pts · 2y

Sounds like something a rentpig would say

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 2y

I thought you mfs hate work and your boss. Wtf? Luckily, I don't work for one no more..

Riderzz@lemmy.world · -7 pts · 2y
[ removed ]