Anon goes ape

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29 Comments

Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de · 88 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

Mnemnosyne@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Removedy?

Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

As in the function or that I removed comedy? In either case, yes.

PatMustard@feddit.uk · 71 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I'm beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world · 45 pts · 2y (1 reply)

His plan is completely bananas.

pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe · 4 pts · 2y

If anyone tells him that, he'll likely go completely apeshit

JokklMaster@lemmy.world · 41 pts · 2y (3 replies)

No because this is classical operant conditioning not Pavlovian.

Edit: Corrected for my stupid response while exhausted.

Rodeo@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Pavlovian conditioning IS classical conditioning: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Classical_conditioning

Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 2y

I think its like every pavlovian is a classical but not every classical is a pavlovian.

JokklMaster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

This is what happens when I'm posting while exhausted. It's not Pavlovian/classical, it's operant conditioning.

kromem@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 2y

Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn't enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

No wonder even his made up girlfriend dumped him.

TheSanSabaSongbird@lemdro.id · 30 pts · 2y (9 replies)

There's no such thing as an adolescent silverback. A silverback is a fully mature dominant male. They don't gain the silver coloration until they are mature, so the entire premise is a contradiction in terms.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · -15 pts · 2y (8 replies)
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0ops@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (7 replies)

I didn't know so I googled it, you're wrong. The species is Mountain Gorilla. Silverbacks are mature male troop leaders:

https://virunga.org/wildlife/primates/mountain-gorillas/silverback-gorilla/

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gorilla

The Wikipedia article makes exactly one reference to silverbacks, again referring to the leader of the troop. Do the world a favor, check yourself before you talk shit.

Psythik@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y

I reject your reality and choose to believe that weird guy's.

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · -24 pts · 2y (5 replies)
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 2y

Bald men are my favorite species. It gets me moist knowing that they can’t get me pregnant.

0ops@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y

Lol, now say "rooster is a species". Fuckin dork

Poggervania@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Redditor Lemmy user admitting they might be wrong challenge (impossible)

ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Nah I'll admit it

I looked it up at first and the phrasings I kept seeing was "species of mountain gorilla" so I assumed that meant it was a specific species. Woke up to the downvotes so I looked a little deeper and found out I was wrong.

Personally I blame Google for not being able to answer concise questions like "is a silverback gorilla a species" but it is what it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

superduperenigma@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y
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THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2y
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SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2y

Reading through the green text

What kind of deranged experiment is- Oh. ........Oh.

WaxedWookie@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y

If you're going for bulk and rage, you're forgetting the copious amount of steroids...

lvxferre@mander.xyz · 10 pts · 2y
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dukatos@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 2y

So much effort... Just deliver to her adult male chimp after 3 weeks in solitary confinement.

SomeGuy69@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Did anon have a workout buddy and this is about cheating?

therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 2y

I swear I've seen this in Family Guy

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 2 pts · 2y

Or you could buy gorilla feed from the zoo and mpmd's gorilla mind and gorilla mode. Then after your transformation is complete you take drugs and kill your ex girlfriend.

xantoxis@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

This was funny until it became misogynistic, I guess

BambiDiego@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 2y (2 replies)

How? It could be a woman with a woman as an ex, nothing in the post suggests gender.

Methinks projection from you, friend

Death_Equity@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y (1 reply)

We are talking about 4chan here, but you are more right than wrong.

BambiDiego@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Fair point lol