One of my sisters called me and said that she needed to talk to me in person. So I hoped on a bus and went over to her apartment. When I got there she told me she had an abortion, and she was telling me in case of a medical emergency. It was only when my (now) BIL got home and asked why I was there did we click on the fact that I was wearing a Dying Fetus shirt.
I used to know this edge Lord of a deuche in high school. One time like 10 years later I heard he was having a baby with his gf and they were super happy and he was posting photos of himself with baby clothes etc. I simply replied with a photo of himself from two years earlier with a t shirt that said "abortions are awesome!" With a picture of a dead fetus on it.
I bet his gf loved that one.
16 Comments
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2y
So, kind of a funny story:
One of my sisters called me and said that she needed to talk to me in person. So I hoped on a bus and went over to her apartment. When I got there she told me she had an abortion, and she was telling me in case of a medical emergency. It was only when my (now) BIL got home and asked why I was there did we click on the fact that I was wearing a Dying Fetus shirt.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2y
Uh, off the point but what does BIL stand for?
HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2y
Brother in law.
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 2y
Ah right, thanks
seathru@lemm.ee · 22 pts · 2y
Infant Annihilator also pairs well.
ares35@kbin.social · 5 pts · 2y
electric fetus also works.
Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 336d
Aborted
Xanthrax@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y
My ex visited me in the psychword and got kicked out for wearing a "suicidal tendencies" shirt.
Norgur@kbin.social · 8 pts · 2y
Well, debauchery and/or cannibal corpse are also hot contenders.
nixx@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2y
Scumbag Steve
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/scumbag-steve
Thanks for reminding me how old I am
AbsoluteAggressor@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Thank you sir. I too remember seeing boobs in the TV static.
Plibbert@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y
Well done on the edit. I almost went back to make sure he wasn't actually wearing that shirt.
5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 2y
Why didn't the GF wear the shirt herself?
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 2y
She was already wearing this one.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world · -8 pts · 2y
I used to know this edge Lord of a deuche in high school. One time like 10 years later I heard he was having a baby with his gf and they were super happy and he was posting photos of himself with baby clothes etc. I simply replied with a photo of himself from two years earlier with a t shirt that said "abortions are awesome!" With a picture of a dead fetus on it. I bet his gf loved that one.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y
How very well adjusted