No regret.

Love to be here

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33 Comments

match@pawb.social · 86 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Imagine. Three whole years without pooping.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Huh? Pooping is pretty much all I do whilst on Lemmy.

po_tay_toes@lemmy.sambands.net · 1 pts · 2y

Oh. I have it the other way around, Lemmy is pretty much all I do when I'm pooping.

How do you... Browse Lemmy from your workstation or the couch?

GluWu@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Diamonds. Diamonds in my butthole.

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Little by little, the value grows. Reddit may go IPO, but we go IPOO!

Profits, baby!

po_tay_toes@lemmy.sambands.net · 3 pts · 2y

I approve of this shitposting.

PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz · 41 pts · 2y

Shit this dude didn't lie. Insane.

remotelove@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The rest of us still able to read this post:

ULS@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

It takes years of drinking and chain smoking to learn the dialect but once you do it never goes away.

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 29 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Holy cow, happy cake day!

What have the past three years on Lemmy been like for you?

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Thx. Well my account was just a lurker the first year or more, in reality I completly switched, when the most people switched last year. The only difference, I had already an account.

possum@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2y

#3YearButReallyJust1YearGang

potustheplant@feddit.nl · 20 pts · 2y (4 replies)

he's been*

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Damn, I forgot to use a grammar check. English isn't my native language and I'm always fear the grammar.

This comment wasn't checked, too.

wheeldawg@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2y

This comment wasn't checked, too.

Yeah, we know. xD

Tak@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

That's ok, it's not like what you're saying makes no sense. Keep making memes!

hydration9806@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Or even "He has been..."

vynlwombat@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I've lost 10 pounds since starting Lemmy

bort@feddit.de · 13 pts · 2y

I feel you. I am down like 12€ at this point

ULS@lemmy.ml · 15 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Is he really being on lemmy?

JackbyDev@programming.dev · 8 pts · 2y

He being

Thekingoflorda@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Happy cakeday!

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Thx

lugal@lemmy.ml · 11 pts · 2y

Is this your cakeday meme or are you here even longer? (My app only says "3 years" which could be rounded from all I know)

JoYo@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Only 3?

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

JoYo@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

You'll catch up eventually. Just montage it.

Samsy@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 2y

Meh, I'll wait till an update kill the joining date.

gamingdexter@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y

Has it really been that long?

Willdrick@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y

Took the poop challenge to heart 🫡

Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y

Lol, why is the diction mimicking Dobby? Hilarious.

gun@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 2y

Literally me

DODOKING38@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

At a glance it looks like a fried chicken wing 🍗