How to show your affection

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I'm getting irrationally angry that they don't start preheating the oven until all of the ingredients are gathered and stirred.

That's my go to pickup line. On the first date I then proceed to "sugar," and so on

That's not affection, it's confection.

Same thing to some of us 🤷

Halosheep@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 2y (2 replies)

This how you end up waiting forever.

Preheat your oven first you numpties.

Agent641@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

If preheat is the last step, you arent preheating

Postheating

llamapocalypse@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (3 replies)

That's gonna be a soggy girlfriend if you don't preheat first.

I was in a bluegrass band called Soggy Girlfriend. Preheat First was our debut album.

Llewellyn@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Well, don't you want a soggy girlfriend?

🎵 Dontcha wish your girlfriend was soggy like me? Don't you wish your girlfriend was damp like me? Dontcha?🎵

Her?

Empricorn@feddit.nl · 16 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Look, I'm sure egg is a very nice person...

I'm egg, and I'm evil

Kempeth@feddit.de · 11 pts · 2y

You definitely should turn her on before you start stirring...

dipshit@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (2 replies)

I hope this post rises to the top.

Username checks out

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Just tested number 5... DO NOT RECOMMEND. I'm now sleeping on the couch for the rest of the week.

I vote vanilla extract.

And voilà - she's got a turkey in the oven

Akasazh@feddit.nl · -1 pts · 2y

The fact I thought this would be the recipe for chocolate salty balls is most likely betraying my age