The gorex

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Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 48 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Hot take:

Every time I see a Doctor Seuss parody that doesn't respect the very strict meter that made his stuff flow so well, it's always followed by about five minutes of me trying to fix it and then stopping because that was supposed to be the author's responsibility. You can sneak in an extra syllable here or there, and there will be situations where it's ambiguous based on word pronunciation, but any more than two syllables off and you should've workshopped it some more.

Take all of these matters most seriously
The gravest of grave should be clear
To step out of meter where any could see
Will only get side-glancing sneers

And who, then, shall patch up this unfinished road
Assembled with half-baked word stones?
'Tis not my intent but I think it's best flowed
With a concrete from Onceler's old bones

fogstormberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 2y (1 reply)

I'd say poor meter is in the creative realm of stick figures. its a valid shortcut to make a point or punchline. but I can understand why it bothers you

Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 2y

Very well put, better than I could have said it myself

BoBTFish@kbin.social · 18 pts · 2y (5 replies)

Since when does twat rhyme with not?

BlueLineBae@midwest.social · 19 pts · 2y

In the US, they both use the same ending sound which is similar to "aht". So "Twaht" and "naht" sound like they rhyme.

themeatbridge@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (1 reply)

In American accents it does. Does it rhyme with "cat" where you live?

samus12345@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 2y

"How about some scat, you little twat?"

aniki@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Depends on which side of the pond you're on

Denjin@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 2y

Americans pronounce it twot like a bunch of twats

samus12345@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2y

"Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,

I'll make sure you're not living much longer. You're not."

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 5 pts · 2y (3 replies)

Bold move, threatening the guy that's holding an axe

ililiililiililiilili@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Bro, he's a fucking Lorax.

alansuspect@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The Lorax

Rolando@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ever wonder what happened to the other Loraxes? We're about to find out...

Rolando@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Mother Nature might not win. Mother Nature could theoretically die completely. But that's when Father Outer Space takes over the planet.

starman2112@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Mother Nature and Father Outer Space have nothing on Grandaddy Particle Physics

Just take a look at Wikipedia's timeline of the far future. Only one subject survives longer than 10^36 years

Rolando@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Wikipedia’s timeline of the far future

That was a far-out read, thanks. I was all hyped about the Andromeda Galaxy merging with the Milky Way, until I realized that humanity would be extinct or highly speciated.

dipshit@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2y
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