What are these plants called?

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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 131 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Chodestools

Nfamwap@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2y

Bravo.

azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works · 91 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW

simple@lemm.ee · 19 pts · 2y

Been a while since I've seen this one

hperrin@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 2y

That’s called grass. There are also some mushrooms in the grass.

Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Look like fun guys to me

Stretch2m@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 2y

Underappreciated comment.

taiyang@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 2y

"Everything reminds me of... him."

Thann@lemmy.ml · 26 pts · 2y (18 replies)

They look more like a fungus than a plant

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 15 pts · 2y (17 replies)

Is fungus differentiated from plants? Honest question, not a smartass one.

hperrin@lemmy.world · 46 pts · 2y (9 replies)

The four kingdoms of eukaryotes are:

  • Animals
  • Plants
  • Fungi
  • Protists

So, taxonomically, plants are as different from fungi as they are from animals.

Above that is the domains of life:

  • Eukaryotes (all of the above)
  • Bacteria
  • Archaea

Then above that:

  • Cellular life (all of the above)
  • Viruses
  • Viroids
  • Obelisks (Potentially. Just announced last month.)
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 2y

Wild. Thanks for the terminology. I'm about to go down a Google rabbit hole now.

Thann@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 2y (2 replies)

And then you got yer prions, which are just self-replicating proteins, and not considered living, but worth mentioning because they kinda act like it.

Shou@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y (1 reply)

They don't self-replicate. They interact with well-folded versions of the protein. Causing them to unfold and aggregate into plaques.

Thann@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 2y

yeah, so they are similar to viruses in that they cant self-replicate because they need something very specific to attach onto to replicate.

Cort@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2y (4 replies)

Got any links on obelisks? Can't find anything other than articles on Egyptian sandstone monuments

Num10ck@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 2y (1 reply)
flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2y

Bloody hell, I knew something was up!

Must go see the doc.

TwentySeven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2y

is he.. ..is he inside of me too?

Gumbyyy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2y (6 replies)

Yes - they are completely different.

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 2y (5 replies)

I hope to god they at least are still considered flora?

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 2y (4 replies)

They are not, mushrooms are more closely related to animals

wesker@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 2y (2 replies)

So that's why they scream and beg for their lives while I'm cooking.

GoosLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Yes that's what animals and mushrooms have in common.

sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 2y

This is the reality, you're making them suffer. You monster

Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

Which is a fact that for some reason I will never be fully okay with.

Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y

Phallusium chodecum

HeyMrDeadMan@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Stinkhorns. There's an entire family of stinky dick mushrooms.

shalafi@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Thanks! I finally got an ID on some wild looking fungi I found last month!

Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

I figured. With a shape like that they could only be Phalloides.

Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y

Sufficiently large mushrooms.

halfatank@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 2y
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instamat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

Organic nature pegs

mhredox@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2y

I believe the scientific name is biggus dickus

PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2y

Circumcision leftovers

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Penis Envy psychedelic mushroom?

KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2y

No, definitely not.

As an aside never eat mushrooms unless you know for certain what they are.

Mango@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y

Yes pls

Slovene@feddit.nl · 10 pts · 2y

Smegmushroom

MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 2y

We called them Dead Man's Fingers, but I'm not sure.

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 9 pts · 2y

Bellend mushrooms

orivar@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 8 pts · 2y

Dickweed

bobs_monkey@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 2y

Fungcocks, indigenous to your nightstand drawer

EdibleFriend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2y

Homewrecker.

GroundedGator@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2y

I take it you haven't seen Saltburn.

Slow@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 2y

I remembered Mr. Garrison's book from South Park and his book "Penis Valley".

halfatank@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y
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DarkThoughts@fedia.io · 0 pts · 2y

Everyone making penis comparisons really just reveal that they have tiny micro penises.

MrJameGumb@lemmy.world · -1 pts · 2y (1 reply)

Phallus impudicus? Er, uh... I mean ISSA WEINER!!! HERPA DERPA DERPA!!! 😂🍄🍆💦💦💦

Taniwha420@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y

Ooh ... The Rude Dick! (That whole genus has the most hilarious names when translated. Dog Dick ranks up there too.)